the top 10 WORST pick up lines in history

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ok i figured since i haven't uploaded alot of artwork or written any journals in a while it was time for me to drop about 2 blogs here until i do post some artwork which will be based on a commission job. as you can see by the title it's based on pick-up lines. some are clever while others are absolutely abysmal. for the ladies who have to endure this torture i apologize on behalf of the cornballs and mark-ass busters torturing you with that ho' cake spirit of theirs. here are the WORST ones in my opinion.

10. "Heaven must be missing an angel/I didn't know angels could fly so low".
this is pretty cheesy and that old r&b song back in the day didn't help either.

9. "If I was to rearrange the alphabet I would put U & I together".
somebody flunked out of grade school to display their ignorance like this thinking it was gonna impress the ladies and get them laid. women don't respect dumb-asses.

8. "Girl your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind ALL DAY LONG."
i'm pretty sure whoever used this line got his answer when whichever fly honey he crack this on did a 180, pulled a fred flinstone and YABBA-DABBA-DOO'ed up out that bitch.


7. "Damn baby you're thicker than a Snicker."
this would be clever and funny if it wasn't named after a black porn series.

6. "Say sweetheart what's your number?"
"I'm sorry, I already have a boyfriend."
"Really? How long have you had that problem?"
if a woman states she has someone, forget it. just drop it because you aren't gonna get somewhere. all that trying to prove you're "the biggest pimp of 'em all y'all" is gonna get your ass stomped into sangria wine. salud!:iconwineplz:

5. "Girl you must be from Tennessee because you're the only 10 I see".
can anyone say "chili con CORNY"?

4. "I wanna put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit/I wanna suck you like a (smoked) neckbone!"
this may have worked back in the day if you lived in the midwest or the derrty derrty but these days women will look at you like you're jeffrey dahmer.

3. "Girl you look so good I'd drink a tub of your bathwater."
UGH!:puke: this is just disgusting. nikka while you're at it why don't you offer to drink her toilet water after she takes a deuce-deuce? :shithappens:

2. "Say baby, what's your sign?"
the absolute WORST pick-up line ever! we all know what the response to this line is--"STOP SIGN MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!" of course this should've been #1 but i heard one recently that just topped this one and all the others.

and the #1 WORST PICK-UP LINE IN HISTORY ISSSSSSSS........(drumroll please)

1. "Damn baby you're stacked like dirty laundry."
man all i wanna know is who the bonehead was that said this so i can ask if he still has all his teeth or equipment, NO WAY any woman would be flattered by this.

fellas--if you used any of these lines and are still single and living in your momma's basement there's no need to wonder why that is, you gotta switch your gameplan up. the fly girlies don't settle for crumb bums...........wait a sec, from the way most women have lowered their standards lately i might be wrong. crack one of these lines and see how far it gets ya THEN come back and tell me about it.

ladies--if any looser approaches you with these lines RUN AS FAST AND AS FAR AS YOU CAN. don't fall for the lamer-than-a 3-legged-donkey game these cornballs try to bust on youse. you're worth more than that, esp. since i say and know so. drop kick them in the nutz/dentures and keep it pushing!


p.s. if anybody has any terrible pick-up lines to share please feel free.
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StMerrique's avatar
lmao
the one i used on my current bf when we first met was...
"you have beautiful eyes....can i touch them"
hey it worked for me since i made him laugh.